I am so bored.

I was browsing the internet and came across tw_secret. I didn't hear about Twilight until a week ago, I think that is the series people place me as Edward for. But there are so many secrets about me in there.. some of them hate on me, well they're just jealous.

I learned an actor from Harry Potter called Robert Pattinson, who played Cedric Diggory the Hufflepuff has the part of Edward. Do people seem displeased about the choice of him playing Edward? I would like to know. More people seem to want me for the role. I'm hotter than him anyway. I read he is here in Forks too.

There are pictures of Emily and myself. We are apparently known as the "Dream Team". What does all this mean?

I know that I would never act that way, except for around Tanya.

I went to Seattle and met a woman on my travels. Her name is Tanya, and it was love at first sight. I love her so much. She convinced me to come back to Forks.

Forks doesn't seem all that cultured to be honest. I'm not sure how you guys stand it. Maybe I can try and put a bit of culture into this place.

Well, my name is Gaspard Ulliel. I have appeared in French films and a movie called Hannibal Rising.

Some people have been a bit hostile towards me. That Jacon said he would kill me because I wouldn't eat French with him.

But that's okay, my Tanya is looking out for me. I'm not sure how I got so lucky.